"There are also lots of older couples who sit blankly looking at each other – their honeymoons clearly finished some time ago"
"Not that long ago, all this would have been the stuff of fantasy, the area's origins lost and gone, strangled by squalor"
"Acronym fever nearly spread to Five Points, but FiDo would never have caught on. Too barking"
"It's about time there was some good news. Malta's chequered, bloody history of invasion and war continued into the 20th century when package-tour Brits turned up in droves to drink lager and scarf fish'n'chips before throwing up outside macabre discos"
"Does Valentine’s Day make love cheap? Thankfully yes … and so do I"
What happens when a food writer is denied food?