"Not that long ago, all this would have been the stuff of fantasy, the area's origins lost and gone, strangled by squalor"
Simon Costin steps inside Derek Jarman's art world icon on Dungeness beach
"Acronym fever nearly spread to Five Points, but FiDo would never have caught on. Too barking"
"It's about time there was some good news. Malta's chequered, bloody history of invasion and war continued into the 20th century when package-tour Brits turned up in droves to drink lager and scarf fish'n'chips before throwing up outside macabre discos"
"Does Valentine’s Day make love cheap? Thankfully yes … and so do I"
What happens when a food writer is denied food?
"A pianist. At breakfast. Playing the love theme to Tootsie"
"Kate from Croydon and Naomi from Streatham, not glamazons from Manhattan"