"I’ve only had one bad meal in Hong Kong, and that’s the one at the top of this article"
"Words such as 'willing suspension of disbelief' and 'you’ve got to be kidding' spring to mind but no, I’m wrong. The New York sale has been and gone with a successful bid of nearly US$135,000"
"I have long straight hair and my mother decreed I looked better with curls: so I slept in rollers, sharpened barbs in their cylinders for traction"
"Heavy industry departed a long time ago, and most Glaswegians regard it as a commuter rat run en route to somewhere more interesting. A tad unfair TBH"
How I lost a museum but discovered a city
Celebrity journalist and travel writer Stephen Unwin is taken into custody for an evening and finds the amenities lacking
"I’ve read this stereotypical, clichéd pile of horseshit about India in every UK national newspaper, Sunday supplement and monthly glossy"
"Where Parker led a decade or so ago, Ace has followed, with mellow yoga, dog park and stargazing deck catering to the bearded hipster crowd"
“I saw your hat and just had to ask if it came from the same milliner as mine did!”