"But when a friend who knows about these things asked me if I’d been to the sizzling hotspot, I had to consult a map. 4th Street north east?? Dear God. Where’s that?"
"According to the preternaturally handsome maitre'd it was all his own choice. Hmmm, I demurred …"
"The aspirationally named Stewart International (it has no international flights as of writing) is being sold as New York"
"The Whitby Hotel has as much in common with faded English seaside grandeur as I have with Melania’s husband"
Red meat may now be as bad for us as it is for the planet, but temptation for the carnivore is anything but rare. Derek Guthrie chews the fat
"Her family's culinary history is so intense there’s demi-glace coursing through her veins"
It’s a Brutalist concrete giant, which Prince Charles worries himself sick over, castigating damn modernists as "worse than the Luftwaffe"
Midtown Manhattan’s most famous Swedish fine dining room has come to Europe
"I’ve only had one bad meal in Hong Kong, and that’s the one at the top of this article"
"Heavy industry departed a long time ago, and most Glaswegians regard it as a commuter rat run en route to somewhere more interesting. A tad unfair TBH"