"We’re drawn to it like Britt Ekland to the wallpaper in The Wicker Man. Tonight one of us will sing Hey-Ho and roll our breasts against the walls of our De Mountford suite"
"There is little to suggest from the outside of Can Bordoy that it is as grand as it is. The walk to it involves narrow, cobbled, fairy tale alleyways that twist and turn. Then: BOOM"
"Oh, 2020. For a few sweet weeks, whether or not my laptop would link to the hotel television was among my greatest concerns"
"On Saturday night the 'Glasgow Fabulous' crowd, who wholeheartedly and touchingly believe their city the fashion and glamour capital of the world, were out in full force"
"At last I felt like I knew what all the fuss was about" Neil D.A. Stewart on palace life in Jaipur
"You might be looking for the spirit of punk on your LES safari, but when that was in evidence, so was omnipresent gunplay"
"I periodically locked gaze with the barman, who was clearly also hoping for some Godzilla-type event to hit the hotel"
"The girls had ironed hair that hung lower, it seemed in some cases, than the hems of their dresses"
"Merchant House is, in a hotel landscape that could otherwise be described as 'banal luxury'"