Karen Krizanovich on the big ol' Bollinger R.D. 2007
"For such a new and advanced city, Dubai’s culinary offering remains sluggish; a decade-or more behind others. It’s skyscraper dining, bottomless brunches and sushi by the pool"
"When you see a bottle marked Cap Classique, buy it… Drink it alone - you know I often do - or with people. Drink it crying, laughing or feeling totally numb"
“…even if you think you know that Barolo smells of roses and tar, or Chablis tastes like it has trickled through ancient oyster beds, great bottles always have an originality that begs the question: how can this be made just from grapes?”
"That was back when you called everything champagne. That was wrong, as we know now that 'it’s only quarantine if it’s from the quarantine region of France. Otherwise, it’s just sparkling isolation'."
"I once threw a loaded flute over my shoulder in disgust because the champagne in it was terrible"
"This is a region that prides itself on this unique breed of cow, renowned for their muscular hypertrophy, commonly known as double muscling"
"Not another contemporary twist promise, another twiddly-accented, jus-dribbling, foam-flicking chef"
"Hand-harvested, bottled at the vineyard, I was waiting for her to tell me no grapes had been harmed'