From Jamie Oliver to dodgem cars – the recently launched Quantum of the Seas is one of the biggest cruise ships ever built. Nick Harman walks the gangplank
Nick Harman takes a stab at the world's biggest buffet: "Every so often someone takes a frantic run at the food, as if it all might disappear any second, which seems possible as it’s all so dreamlike"
“Well, that wasn’t so good,” says the man behind me, tapping on his wireless keyboard. Nick Harman learns to fly the biggest of birds - the A380
"We reached the ship just in time: the gangplank was hauled up immediately behind us and the tannoy announced that the ship could sail 'now that the lunchers have returned', provoking an ironic cheer from the pizza-eating masses on the top deck"
Nick Harman on a decades-long affair with the only car he's ever loved
"My decorator erupts into peals of laughter. 'The plaid shirt, the heavy biker boots, the classic Levis with turn ups? My dear, he is obviously such a bear!' And with that, off he goes to look at some colour swatches"