"I’m sure vegetables aren’t dead so oysters are not for vegans"
"Does Valentine’s Day make love cheap? Thankfully yes … and so do I"
"Capri had no pants. Bermuda had no shorts. Fez had one red velvet tasselled hat …"
"Polo can be as stealth as nicotine, more expensive than cocaine and as addictive as success"
"This is serious wine drinking with a knowing wink, including a man-sized wooden corkscrew in the foyer"
Karen Krizanovich puts Cutler and Gross creative director Marie Wilkinson in the frame
"I have long straight hair and my mother decreed I looked better with curls: so I slept in rollers, sharpened barbs in their cylinders for traction"
"This twilight zone of carbs and stupidity is typically an expensive, expansive run of ordinary sandwiches cut into small triangles"
Karen Krizanovich is quite obsessed with the Parisian jeweler who makes her favourite minaudières from semi precious stones in Jaipur. We await the restraining order...