"We’re drawn to it like Britt Ekland to the wallpaper in The Wicker Man. Tonight one of us will sing Hey-Ho and roll our breasts against the walls of our De Mountford suite"
"Hand-harvested, bottled at the vineyard, I was waiting for her to tell me no grapes had been harmed'
"After a billion years of studying philosophy, I know that jargon is useful only when needed and boring when not'
"Karens are hypocrites, rude toward those beneath her class (that’s economic not educational class), posts nauseating motivational sayings on Facebook, tries to sell pyramid products to her friends and, to tick all Karen boxes, doesn’t believe in science"
"In short, it’s a hallowed place of wine, money, style and history because we know those things don't always hang out together"
"Don’t expect celebrity tidbits, although there are a few, such as Brad Pitt’s on-set flatulence (hey, he’s only human)"
"The locals say that Rolle is 'a postcard from God' to show you what it’s like in heaven"
"It’s heady. It’s fruity, relaxed, confident and tasty. It’s so you"
"I had tried it a few times, but the highlight was when I shared it with Princess Märtha Louise of Norway on a super yacht in Monaco"
"He’s the handiest of friends not only because of his firm grasp of poetry and history nor the many bottles of champagne I’ve hogged at his house. Clarke is also an expert on ghosts"