"I spent afternoons staring out the window at planes take off, contemplating my strange new life, living in this non-place"
"To describe it is a horse race is unfair to an event which has elements of rugby, gang warfare and the Tournament of Roses Parade"
"There are also lots of older couples who sit blankly looking at each other – their honeymoons clearly finished some time ago"
"A tiny lady dislocated my toe in Kerala, a big woman triggered my sciatic nerve in the Gambia, a harpy in Greece told me to get to a doctor immediately as I probably did not have long left"
"I don’t think the Taj Mahal is all that. I don’t know how else to put it …"
"As a design destination, it’s already moving at warp speed"
"Unrivalled as a host, her death a week afterwards was unreasonably and irrationally upsetting to me: I’d only known her for a few hours"
"No nation makes decadence so de rigueur as the Brazilians, and no one aces resigned hauteur quite like a Paulista"
"It’s quite subtle, but the effect reminded us of a Carsten Höller installation"