“What’s in the boot then, sonny?” demanded the young policeman who’d just stopped my car on Waterloo Bridge at 1am. The year was 1977, I was almost 18, and I was rushing home to develop the pictures I’d just taken of a punk band at the old Marquee in Wardour Street. In those days you could often get a sale by turning up early the next morning at the offices of Sounds or NME with a 10×8 print still wet from the chemicals. As much as £20–£30 was paid for a shot; to put that amount in perspective, petrol was 70p a gallon and I earned £3.95 for a Saturday in Woolworths.
I eyed him suspiciously. What kind of evil bastard copper trick was this? Eventually, as he began to get visibly impatient, I replied warily: “… An engine?”
He snorted and made me undo the latches and open the cover. Inside, as I’d said, was the all-aluminium 875cc engine, the beating heart of my mother’s Hillman Imp. The policeman’s partner guffawed loudly while my persecutor turned a shade of pink and let me go on my way.
I have driven a Hillman Imp, or variant, almost without break since those far-off days. For the last fifteen years I’ve owned a 1966 Sunbeam Stiletto, the “Mini Cooper” of Imps with its twin carburettors, twin headlamps, vinyl roof, fastback style, oil cooler, servo brakes and unique interior and dashboard. It isn’t a concourse car – it’s as battered around the edges as its owner – but it’s not doing badly for a car that was made in 1966 and is driven every day. “They don’t make ’em like that anymore”, and in fact it’s now 50 years since they started making ’em in the first place: the first model rolled off the production line in 1963.
But the Imp’s history isn’t just about an idiosyncratic car that few people ever liked, let alone loved. It’s also about a government trying to create jobs in a depressed area after the local shipyards closed – an act of social engineering that didn’t work. Much like the cars. The Duke of Edinburgh drove the first Imp when he officially opened Linwood, a brand new plant near Paisley in the West of Scotland, created using an incentive grant from the Labour government, which produced the cars. The Imp was an odd beast, yet ahead of its peers: it had an opening rear window and fold-down rear seat before anyone had even heard of a hatchback, and the computer designed engine was, as the policeman discovered, located in the boot and drove the rear wheels. No other car but the VW Beetle did that.
The design, however, was part of the Imp’s undoing. Without any weight up front, the steering is light – on motorways, Imps tend to wander from side to side like drunks walking home from the pub – and because the radiator is also in the boot, the engine doesn’t get a good cooling draft of air, and the car gained a fearsome reputation for overheating. This in turn would warp the aluminium of the engine, blowing the head gasket, and making repair all but impossible.
Part of the problem with the Imp, too, was the work force that assembled it. The situation with the government grant made it impossible for management to get as tough with the workforce as it would have liked; meanwhile, the ex-shipyard men, more used to building big ships with heavy tools, were slow to learn the delicacies of “modern” car construction, and many Imps left the factory in an unfit state. These specimens would then break down, fuelling the car’s largely unfounded reputation for being unreliable. (Of the 500,000 cars made at the Rootes plant, up until 1981, almost 4,000 survive – although I personally have waved three off to the crusher.)
The Duke of Edinburgh drove the first Imp when he officially opened Linwood, a brand new plant near Paisley in the West of Scotland
When Imps are good they are very good. Mine has a big box of tools in the front, which helps stop the weaving in crosswinds, and they are a real delight for keen drivers. The gear stick passes directly through the floor, where it meets a simple cup and ball joint before pushing a thick rod which goes directly into the gearbox to stir the cogs. The result is a gear change with the positive click-clack of working the bolt on a Lee Enfield .303 rifle – you can do it with just a small flick of your fingers. The engine loves being taken to the screaming top of its rev limit in each gear before you quickly tweak the stick and start building the revs up again.
The steering isn’t power-assisted (as there’s no engine weight up there to overcome), and you literally feel the road, with every tiny piece of gravel the tyres pass over sending a small shockwave up to the steering wheel. Add to this the skinny metal doors and a floor pan that leaves your rear end only inches from the road surface and it’s like driving a Go Kart – it feels like you’re going far faster than you are, especially in town.
Which is just as well as – despite the low weight, twin carbs and all the rest – even my “sport” Imp does 0–60 in days, not seconds. 0–30 is sharp, though, and that’s mostly what you need. The rear end digs in and away you go. When you come to a corner, you don’t need to slow down; the back end slides slightly out with all that rear weight and then the power pushes you through. I’ve looked in the mirror and seen modern cars suddenly go all out of shape as they try to follow me through the apex at the same speed.
An Imp is also a conversation-starter. People in fancy motors come alongside at traffic lights and make motions for me to wind down the window (yes, I have to do it myself), invariably to say, “I had one of those once!” They usually mean an Imp, not a Stiletto, but I don’t quibble.
They were used by the rozzers too; in the sixties the police motorcycles previously ridden by Dunbartonshire Police Force were replaced by two standard Hillman Imp Police Cars. If you’re a fan of daytime telly, you’ll occasionally spot a police Imp in Heartbeat, although it’s rarely actually in motion. Funny, that.
My biggest memories though are of working on various Imps through my 20s and 30s, and through the night, with my late father, both of us fuelled by endless cups of tea and bacon sandwiches supplied by my long-suffering mother. For repairs, the Imp engine and gearbox combo doesn’t need lifting out; you simply support it on bricks and push the car away before splitting the two parts to change the clutch. “Refitting the engine”, the Haynes manual cheerfully (but erroneously) claims, “is a simple reversal of the process.” It isn’t: we would work in the cold garage, chatting, laughing, cursing and hitting things repeatedly with a large copper-headed hammer until they finally fitted. “Best tool in the box,” my dad would always say, and he was right. I still have it.
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Fixing the car may not always be easy, but it is always possible. Once in the 90s, as I was driving up the ramp onto the ferry to France, the car’s water pump bearings – always a weak point – suddenly disintegrated with a fiendish scream and clatter. After having been ignominiously pushed off the ship again, I walked to a parts shop in Southampton, bought a new pump, and had it installed for the next sailing three hours later, thanks to the decency of the port-side staff who let me work unmolested in the arc lights of the customs area, and even brought me a cup of tea.
I still work on the car myself; I don’t trust today’s so-called mechanics. I stagger into our kitchen wild-eyed with my knuckles skinned and black grease covering me, like a commando just back from a particularly fraught night mission. Old cars can be fixed forever with common sense, a Haynes manual (and that hammer), while eco-wise it has to be better to run a car for as many years as possible than to keep buying new ones. For that reason I also have a ten year-old Saab, proof of my unique talent for choosing cars made by manufacturers that would subsequently go bust.
It’s been a long time since policemen regularly pulled me over, but somehow it still seems like yesterday. When I get into my car, with its unique old motor smell of vinyl, engine oil and WD-40, and fire up that mighty 875 cc motor, derived by the way from the Coventry Climax race car engine, I feel like a teenage driver again. I’m happy, in this age of average boxcar motoring, to be driving a vehicle that stands out on the road more and more each day, even as its once classier peers go to the scrapyard in the sky. Happy birthday, Imp. C