"Being told by an obese mystic that I would probably die in 2019 while my daughter was there was also a little odd"
"There are also lots of older couples who sit blankly looking at each other – their honeymoons clearly finished some time ago"
"A tiny lady dislocated my toe in Kerala, a big woman triggered my sciatic nerve in the Gambia, a harpy in Greece told me to get to a doctor immediately as I probably did not have long left"
"I have seen Thurston Moore wandering around looking for food, clutching a forlorn Spar. Now they’ve even shut the Spar. Laugharne does its own thing"