"Not another contemporary twist promise, another twiddly-accented, jus-dribbling, foam-flicking chef"
"Hand-harvested, bottled at the vineyard, I was waiting for her to tell me no grapes had been harmed'
"In short, it’s a hallowed place of wine, money, style and history because we know those things don't always hang out together"
"The locals say that Rolle is 'a postcard from God' to show you what it’s like in heaven"
"It’s heady. It’s fruity, relaxed, confident and tasty. It’s so you"
"He’s the handiest of friends not only because of his firm grasp of poetry and history nor the many bottles of champagne I’ve hogged at his house. Clarke is also an expert on ghosts"
"While I am sure the Greeks commercialised a few bruts before then, Pommery’s incredible 1874 vintage bowled over Victorian London"
“Today is the day that the Cannes Film Festival would have kicked off. In celebration I will mix myself a gin & tonic and set fire to a €20 note, while an Estonian three-hour black & white documentary about a convent plays on my TV. Cheers!”
"Looking at the bottle, with its olde worlde label and dark green hue, I felt as if I were going in to see my bank manager, or for a job interview"